things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life
- larry’s storyline
This comic I made over a year ago, but I’ve touched it up since and I’m happy to share it on tumblr C: while I’ve improved immensely since I made this, I’m still really proud of myself for making it.
ps. this was during a stage in my art where I was a little texture heavy, heh heh
this is beautiful
my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds
Who gives a shit about everybody else? What fucking difference does it make if I lie to them?
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SPREAD THIS LIKE BUTTER ON A TOAST
Ian: Blah blah geometry blah blah…
every girl can relate to this okay
BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED
I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.
Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.
Dont forget the “what, no invite?? ;)” like shut the fuck up with yo weak ass 7th grade game boy
reblogging that twice as its soo true
And they never outgrow it! I’ve gotten the same shit from 50 year olds!
whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
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people who interrupt me when i speak
so is anyone secretly in love with me yet